The inconsistent, contradictory ramblings of Scarlett the Harlot

I like to think you guys look forward to my open letters. Generally I think I'm pretty good at writing the scathing venom.

However, this does not merit an open letter. This merits an open post-it.


To Whom It May concern,

You're not funny.

Love,

Scarlett

PS: Blondes aren't the only ones who can't type and utilize lol-speak.

PPS: No, I'm not actually blonde nor am I upset that I've been "left out". 

Ass.