The inconsistent, contradictory ramblings of Scarlett the Harlot

One of the things that I love about versatile actors is that they constantly surprise me. Seriously. The first time this happened to me was when I realized that Dustin Hoffman was Hook. And that didn't happen until the end of that movie, when he lost his wig. Granted, I was eleven and I only knew Hoffman from Rain Man, but still. Point is made. Then it happened again with Sean Penn and I am Sam. Say what you want about the guy and his ability to make a trip to the can grandiose, but he plays Downs Syndrome very believably. Johnny Depp as whoever he's playing at the moment. And of course there's Ed Norton. Ed Norton in damn near anything.