The inconsistent, contradictory ramblings of Scarlett the Harlot

I'm about to start talking about  a product to use if you want a smooth twat. I don't know if this constitutes adult content or not.


And lastly--Riddle me this, Batman, how come so many synonyms for the abyss have to do with smell? And not just smell, but rank smell? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want my goldmine referred to as something that stinks. Just a thought, as none of the euphemisms for the male genetalia have this problem.